Friday, May 20, 2005

RoP Watch

Someone didn't get the memo. It clearly stated, in addition to the new policy regarding TPS reports, that militant Islam was supposed to show a kinder, gentler face for at least a couple weeks, to lure the infidels into a false sense of security. Muahahaha!

The plan, according to translations of ancient Islamic texts, is to dress up like black ghosts and scare everyone in the world to death. The ancient texts in question were discovered earlier this week in a cellar in Gaza. When carbon dating revealed the texts were only 17 years old, the scientist was beheaded and the owner of the home declared a jihad on all non-believing infidels. It was his third jihad that day, so many went unpunished.