Thursday, May 19, 2005

"Little Eichmann" Scalped

Ward Churchill's job is in jeopardy. Not because he caused a nationwide uproar by likening the 9/11 victims to infamous Nazi officer Eichmann. Not because he justified 9/11. Not because he's a terrorist sympathizer who brainwashes his students at CU. No, not for any of those reasons. It's because he lied on his job application. The Keetoowah, the tribe Churchill claims affiliation to and membership in, say this:
All of Churchill's past, present and future claims or assertions of Keetoowah 'enrollment' written or spoken, including but not limited to; biographies, curriculum vitae, lectures, applications for employment, or any other reference not listed herein are deemed fraudulent by the United Keetoowah Band, and should be respected by all media, government and private institutions to be so.
Hmm....bwahahahahahahahahaaa...sorry guy, but you're pretty screwed now.

Seems to me this isn't the first time a minor charge has been used to right a major wrong.