Mel? Where are you?

I see The Anarchangel's wife is beginning to post at his blog. Her name is Mel. I was confused for a minute when I thought Chris described himself as an attractive 25 year old woman...kinda offputting.

My guestblogger's name is Mel, too. But where the hell did she go? She made one post and disappeared. And that one post, her first ever, got more comments than my first ever did, and it got linked by a few bloggers bigger than yours truly.

Paging Melinda. Where are you? Please write something good. Come back. I know you're alive. You owe me a beer. Did you forget the password? Don't think I don't see you reading this - I have the IP logs.