Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Attention, Please

If I could have your attention for one moment, please. Thats right, look over here. There we go.

Now, it has come to my attention that there have been some cartoons published around the world that are creating a backlash of malcontent, in turn creating an uprising of support for the cartoonists. Rather than display the offending material here and risk bringing a "fatwah" upon myself, I will choose instead to display this image.

Fuck you if you can't take a joke.

That is all. Please return to your regularly scheduled programming. And remember - Buy Danish.

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