"Pander Clause" is coming...

This is what we call pandering to the audience.

Former President Clinton told a global audience of diplomats, environmentalists and others Friday that the Bush administration is "flat wrong"[...]

Another example...

To Congress:
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
At the bar that night:
Man, I just whipped it out and whooooeeee all over her blouse. You shoulda seen it!

Just to, ya know, put some perspective on it. My dad always told me "Son, when an asshole gives you shit, ya gotta consider the source."