Tuesday, January 31, 2006

Guys Weigh In

Stupid Headline:

Poll Finds Men Want Alba as Girlfriend

OK, fellas - raise you hand if this suprises you.



*crickets*


Thought so...

Who doesn't want a gorgeous, rich girlfriend that can get you into all the best bars and clubs pretty much anywhere and actually seems coherent? If you don't, you're either happily in a relationship and in denial to yourself (probably for plausible deniability to the wife/GF), or you're gay, or you are out of your fucking mind.

Too bad they didn't post her number in that story...I wonder if it was in Paris Hilton's address book? Hmmm...