Monday Sing-a-long

Hum the tune from "My Favorite Things" and keep the beat with this:

General Tso's Chicken that's chock full of kittens

Pleasuring myself wearing sandpaper mittens

A nail-gun to the groin and the pain that it brings

I'm not sure why I'm aroused by these things

Tasers on high mode and choke chains on poodles

When Gunther from shipping tries ticklin' my noodle

Jeff Dahmer's bio and when William Hung sings

I'm not sure why I'm aroused by these things

When a drifter fights

When my pee stings

Rosie O'Donnell's touch

I'm getting excited just thinking of these things

I think I just said... too much.

Thanks to TNOYF for making me laugh my ass off.