Paranoia Overload - Larry David style

From Huffington's Post, which I don't read but which somehow made it onto the "My News!" page of my Yahoo! account...damn liberal media programmers!

Where'd this quilt come from anyway? Tomorrow I'll mention the quilt. She's not gonna like that. She'll say there's nothing wrong with the quilt and that'll be that. It's sad I can't have a quilt I rove…Rove, damn it, that’s the second time today I’ve done that. God, I hate that man. See, this is what he wants. He wants to get in your head. He wants to keep you up. You’re giving him what he wants! If he keeps us all up, we’ll be too tired to fight them. That’s their strategy, and you’re playing right into their hands. We have to start keeping them up. But how? The only things that bothers them enough to keep them up are fetuses. They love that fetus. The fetus and Jesus. Sounds like a comedy team. “Ladies and gentlemen, give a warm welcome to Fetus and Jesus…” Stop thinking about them. I can’t. Try! …Okay, I’m going to think of something else. How about that juicy nectarine I had today. Yum-my. That was dee-licious. The problem is fruit is so inconsistent. When you get a good one, it’s all luck. Fruit is like blackjack. The casino wins most of the time. But at least the casino’s not fixed. I trust the slot machines in Vegas more than the voting machines in Ohio. Even sleazy casino owners in Vegas have more credibility than this bunch…

This is just a small sample of the delusional rant that David wrote on HuffPo today. Oh my freakin' head, one of the commenters said it was better than Falkner. Faulkner! Has that clown ever read Go Down, Moses or any of his short stories?

All the comments look like they just lined up to kiss some C-class celebrity ass. "Right on, Larry!", "Good One, Larry!", "Best post ever, Lar!"

Would these idiots recognize good writing if I slapped them with a hardbound copy of Pynchon's Vineland. No, not likely. They might have gotten that "stream of conciousness" comment from some professors take on Whitman, before they dropped out their sophomore year to go to ITT Tech. Bunch of fuggin' retards.

Oh, wait...heres a good comment:

You should be thanking Rove for all that pitty sex.

Perhaps singing a song would help? I like this one from Lileks:

Rove Rove Rove your vote
Harshly ‘till they scream
Hatefully hatefully hatefully hatefully
Life is just an unending opportunity to maximize global inequities and convert the resources of the third world into profits for a thin stratum of our plutocracy and meaningless diversionary consumer products for a bloated spoonfed sheeple whose obsequience and inability to apprehend our true agenda ensures the perpetuation of injustice....

p.s. I'm one of those people that keep you up at night berating; sweet dreams!

Heh. Good stuff.

Good night liberal schizo's...tomorrow's another day. Or it isn't? Maybe if you would pick up a fucking book and read Schrodinger's Cat, you'd be able to tell me what defamiliarization is and then relate that to the context of liberalism in 21st century America.