Little Known Facts

Did you know:

• Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.
  
  
• Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
  
  
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
  
  
• Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
  

That last one puts me forever in his debt for all four, albeit in a different order.

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