Friday, November 18, 2005

A Good Day in Hollywood

South Park duo in 3-year Paramount deal

I can hardly wait. More violence. More puppet sex. More dirty language.
I was nineteen years old when the musical Cats came to our town. I couldn't wait to see it. After the show I was asked if I wanted to go meet some of the performers backstage. Man, I was thrilled. But when I got back there, they were drunk and out of control. Rumpus Cat and Macavity kept feeling up my leg. I tried to leave, but, Rumpleteazer held me down, and... I was raped by Mr. Mistoffelees.
You just can't ask for a better quotable movie...