Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Zombies Flambé

What do you do when you're cornered by zombies in a convenience store? Roast 'em.

Of course, any good zombie slayer needs a 12ga flare gun in their kit, for just such an occasion. A small, hot, remote detonated fire, the quick and dirty way. Military pop-flares or a 37mm or 40mm Very pistol will do the trick, but the 12ga flares can be fired from a shotgun in a pinch. Not a good idea to do it often, but every now and then, you may need to.

The alternative is to make "holy hand grenades". Take a glass Christmas ornament, take the top hanger parts off, and funnel gasoline in it until its half full. Then add some liquid dish soap or laundry detergent. That'll make you a napalm-like substance. Throw at the zombie and follow it up with a flare. Bingo. Sub-human torch.

Ah, the joys of a misspent youth and a creative highschool chemistry project...